Have A Good Laugh! Poo, Cell Phones & Essential Items for the Apocalypse!!!

Yes, it's a real ad. I thought it was funny!

Get Off the Phone

Amen, I love the chorus!

Get off the phone now, it's gonna to be okay

There's no need to be afraid

It doesn't love you, it's gonna die one day

The government's probably spying on you with it anyway

Get off the phone now, it's gonna to be okay

There's no need to be afraid

It doesn't love you, it's gonna die one day

It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway

Get off the phone now, it's gonna to be okay

There's no need to be afraid

It doesn't love you, it's gonna die one day

The government's probably spying on you with it anyway :)

Essential Items For The Apocalypse

There's actually good ideas there!!! 

I have never seen a folding stove before...